Top parenting inventions of all time, according to me

• Drive-through Dunkin Donuts
• Wet wipes
• "Washable" crayons
• Pixar Movies
• Yogurt in a tube
• Applesauce
• Chicken Nuggets
• Noggin
• TiVo
• Grandparents
• Popsicles
• Balloons
• Those Grocery Cart Cars
• Alcohol
• Earplugs
• Bedtime!

Anyone else want to add anything?